A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.... .
He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running".
Friday, May 11, 2007
Smart answer
Special locations - Chatpatit Khana in Pune
1) Anda Burjee
* Karve road var Kothrud kade jatana SNDT college chya adhi davya bajula ek haath gaadi aste (sandhykali).
* Durga - near Anand Nagar, Kothrud MIT javal.
* Ande ka Funda - Vijay Talkies chya bolat. laxmi road varna narayan pethe kade jatana ujvya bajula. andyache barech prakar miltat.
2) Baked Veg
* Subhadra – J M Rd
continental dish ahe , mast taste aste. Kahi ukadlelya bhajya (jya ervi apan khanar nahi), cream ani cheese oven madhe bake kelyavar je kahi hoeel tyalach baked veg mhantat. Baryach hotel madhe try kele pan Subhadra chi dish best ahe.
3) Barfa cha gola
* Tapri – Z bridge chya survatila J M Rd var
* Karishma chya Pizza Hut shejari; something similar to barfa cha gola pan ithe frozen doodhacha gola milto. Gola tayar karnyachi process baghnyasarkhi ahe. Jaroor bhet dyavee.
4) Batata Vada
* Hotel Rupa shejari – Sahakar Nagar
5) Bhel
* Kalyan Bhel – 7 Loves chowk Shankar Seth Rd ani Bibavewadi Kondhwa Rd
* Kalpana Bhel – Sambhaji Baug
* Chaturshringi Fountain – Karanje todaichya adhi tithe bhel changli milaichi.
* Ganesh Bhel – Kothrud
(Klapana ani Kalyan madhe thoda gondhal zhala ahe mazha pan bahutek barobar ahe; jaga ani naav)
6) Biryani
* Blue Nile – Camp; BJ medical ground chya javal........ biryani cha mast sugandh aapoaapach tumhala ishth sthali gheun jaeel…..haravnyachi bhiti nahi.
* Durga – Tilak Rd
* SPs Biryani House – S P College main gate samor
* Tiranga – pasodya vithobha mandir shejari nr ABC chowk; City Pride chya shejaril bolat; Kothrud uddan pulavarna utarlyvar davya hatala. ( Tiranga vale aamchya shejaril flat madhe rahayche tyamule adhna madhna parcel asaiche)
* Good Luck, Deccan.
7) Bread Pattice
* Tilak - Behere Classes javal, Tilak Rd
* Dnyan Prabhodhini chya baher table takun vikaila astat kahi udyojak
* Dange Pattice, Model colony
8) Burger
* Burger King – Camp kadun Panatloon kade jatana davikade. (American chain restaurant nhave). Swastat mast burger milto.
9) Chah ani cream roll / khari
* Kutlyahi amrut-tulya madhe ekdam zhakas chah milto
* Chintu ki Chai - JM Rd chya parisatlya office madhe free home delivery concept var chah milto. Marthi udyojakani kahitari shikle pahije. Rupaicha chah var barich risk ghetli ahe malka-na. chah tasa thik ahe.
10) Chinese
Saglyach tapryanvar sarkech milte. Taste madhe kahi vishesh farak nahi. Bahutek fakt punyamadhech ekach dish for eg 'american chopsuey' vaigvaiglya hotel madhe vaigvaiglya ranga madhe, vaigvaiglya prakarat kadhi liquid tar kadhi vaigle kahi ase milte. Tyamuley eka thikani avadleli dish doosrya thikani tasich milel yachi guarantee nahi…..doosrya ekhadya naavani asel. Belgaon madhe tar eka haatgadi var "raja rani" ani ti hee chinese dish milat hoti.
Pan mazhi Chinese khaichi all time favorite jaga mhanje 'Chin Kai' Bibavewadi madhe; kahihi 1 by 2 magavle tari soup kiva dish hee bharleleez asaichee. Tyamuley amhi mitra mandali half price madhe full plate var tao maraicho. Bahuda tyachya opening la fakt amchich toli hoti tyamuley life time 50 % off det asava. Aso….
Camp madhe Kam Lin naavache ek original Chinese restaurant hotey. Chinese mhatare jodpe chalvaiche te. Pan utar vayat chalvaila jamat naslyamuley ani muley( bacche kampani) Canada madhe sthaeek aslyamuley restaurant bandh zhaley. Pan tithe hee localized chinese milaiche. Tyanche duparche jevan ekda baghitle hotey mee....hotel madhe je milaiche tya peksha bhaltech vegle hote....nahi nahi beduk ani pal nhavte.
Madhe ek vrutpatrat ajeenomto cha lekh vachala ani Chinese khane kami kele….ata fakt soup peeto.
11) Chola Bhatura
* Mona's Food – MG Rd
12) Coffee
a) Cold coffee
* Durga - near Anand Nagar, Kothrud MIT javal.
* Zest - near Anand Nagar, Kothrud MIT javal.
b) Espresso coffe
* Relax Corner – Bibavewadi nr Bharat Jyoti bus stop
* Relax Corner – Sahakar Nagar
* Kirti Juice Centre – Vaishali samor
* Radhika - F C Road, Deccan
c) Phoren chya kapee
* Barista ani CCD…time pass jhakas hoto. Unhalyat A/c madhe basun gappa marnyasathi uttam jaga nahitar aaplee chah chi tapri ahech……….
13) Dabeli
* Tapri – near J M Rd Deccan javal
14) Fruit Dish
* Tilak Rd S P chya bus stop shejari; ratri 8.30 - 9 nantar; unhalyat
* KNP..naav mahit nahi (KNP mhanje Kamala Nehru park)
15) Kanda Bhajee
* Sinhagad matha
16) Kati-Kabab
* Hotel Kapila chya baherchi tapri. Dhole Patil Rd Ruby Hospital chya bolat TDS kade jatana. ( paneer kati kabab pan miltat shakahari lokansathi)
* Olympia – East street var Victory Talkies chya javal.
* Kabab - Kutle tari chicken centre karve putlya javal dhanukar colony kade jatana ujvikade. Vajwee darat bharpur milte pan swata thambun laksh dyayla lagte. Nahitar tyancha 'cook' neet bhajat nahi, ghai karto tandoor madhna kadaila.
17) Khichdi
* Sweet Home – Kelkar Rd nr Shanipar
* Tilak - Behere Classes javal, Tilak Rd
18) Kulfi
* Tapri – Z bridge chya survatila J M Rd var
19) Masala Jodi
* Kirti Juice Centre – Vaishali samor
* Relax Corner – Bibavewadi nr Bharat Jyoti bus stop
* Relax Corner – Sahakar Nagar
* Radhika - F C Road, Deccan
20) Mastani
* Kawre cold drinks – Tulshi baug
* Gujar mastani – Tulshi baug
* Sujata Mastani - Sadashiv Peth
21) Misal
* Bedekar – Shanivar peth; Shagun chowka kadun Raman baughe kade jatana davikade eka bolat
* Lajjat – Sadashiv Peth; SP kadun Alka talkies kade jatana tilak smarak chowkat ujvi kade valaiche; teesrya chowkat ujvikade
* Shanipar bus stop javal pan ek ahe.
22) Paratha
* Nandus – DP Rd. Kapila ani TDS javal
* FC Rd var Manmeet Chat chya maghe. Mess ahe pan swastat mast parathe miltat.
23) Pastries
* Bakers Basket – Bhandarkar Rd. PYC javal (Monginis pekshya changlya ani tazhya astat pastries)
* Copper Chocs – Wanorie Sacred Heart Township madhe.
* Baker's Basket - Deccan
24) Pav Bhaji
* Shiv Sagar – J M rd.
* Relax – both bibavewadi ani sahakar nagar
* Radhika - F C Road, Deccan
25) Pitla Bhakri
* Balucha dhaba – Sinhagad matha
* Shabree – Ghole Rd…FC Rd chya side la; jas t paise deun tablavar basun khaiche asel tar hee jaga perfect.
26) Samosa
* Indori Samosa – Ranade Institute samor, FC Rd
* Naaz Café – poorvi tithe khoop 'variety' milat hoti. Ata tithe Barisat chalu kele ahe. (mazhya pahilya veli khoop fajita zhali, shalet astana '92-'93 gelo hoto; samose order kele ani 15 samosyanchi plate waiter ne anun thevli; itke samose sampyache kase ani khisat 5 chach rupai…...zhali ka panchayeet…mazha ani mitracha chehra pahun waiter bolla…….jitna samosa khayega utne ka hee paisa lagega…tevha kuthe jeev bhandyat padla……samosa tevha sava ka deed rupaila hota. Ek ek khaoon kalti marli. Pan hyatna ankhi ek dhada milala………hotel madhe shiraichya adhi khisa tapasaicha nahitar nantar fajita nako…..credit card pan nako tya veli daga deto.)
* SS – mhanje 'self service' SP College che unofficial canteen. Samosa pav ani chinche chi chatni mast milat ase. Mee 99 cha passout SP madhun. (SP College chya chotyashya canteen madhe Bun Vada kiva Bun Anda mast milaicha)
* Dnyan Prabhodhini chya baher table takun vikaila astat kahi udyojak. Gharguti aslya muley chav changli aste. something different from mamta sweet mart typechya samosya peksha.
27) Sandwich
* A1-Sandwich - SP college chya baher ek gaadi aste
* Zest – near kothrud MIT; grilled s/w mast aste; variety pan ahe.
* Marzorin – MG Rd. chutney sandwich mast milte
* Kayani – East street chutney sandwich mast milte
* Greetwell chya baher - FC Rd, Deccan
28) SPDP shev potato dahi puri kiva ankhi kahi
* Ankhin kuthe…VAISHALI
Manmeet Chat madhe try kele ekda nantar parat nahi gelo tikde.
29) Thali
Punyat itki hotels chalu zhale ahet tyat hya thali chya concept ni ata zham basavla ahe. Ghari jevaicha kantala ala kiva suttichya divshi baher jevaila jaiche asel tar hee hotels uttam.
* Durvankoor – Tilak Rd hatti ganapati javal. Kami velat khoop naav kamavle ahe.
* Rasoi – Shaniwar Peth Devi heights chya magchya bajula.(balgandharva pul)
* Darpan – gujrati jevan. market yard shivaji putlya maghe.
* Kokan Express – mase ani samudra jeev khanaryansathi; Nr Dhanukar colony
* Rutugandh – Deccan , Z bridge javal
30) Thalpeet
* Badshahi – Tilak Rd
31) Usacha Ras
* Shailesh Rasvanti Gruh – S P College chya samorchya bolat.
* Camp madhe Blue Nile kadun West End kade jatana ek ahe; bharpoor gardi aste pan kadhi try kela nahi.
* Magchya kahi varsha pasun phirta gurhala bagaila miltat; 2 maanse odat astat; tya gaadivar pan mast ras milto
32) Vada Pav
Vadav Pav ne maharashtrat nahi tar poorna bhartat punyache naav pasravle ahe. Tase baryach ghostit punyache naav roashan karat ahe pan Vada Pavche mahatva te kahi aurach.
Pan vada pav cha janma zhala to dadar chya railway stationchya baher. Ashok Vaidya hyani American burger la marathi banedar uttar mhanun tayar kelela ek prayog. 2 rupaila milnara haa vada pav ata koti chi bhasha karaila lagla ahe. Mumabi chya Jumbo King restaurants ni vikrit Ek koticha (Rs 1 crore) cha tappa par kela ahe. Tyanchi swatchi website pan ahe
* Joshi vadewale – Balgandharva bridge, Wakdewadi ani punyachya pratyek post code madhe ek sapdel.
* Punyachya kutlyahi main Rd var hamkas sapadnar
And The case was dismissed...
A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus.
She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on
account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing....
........ ....She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in
such a manner.
His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she
was pregnant. She first sat under an advertisement,
Which read: '*Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins**'*.
I was even more amused when she changed her seat and went to sit under a
shaving advertisement,
Which read: '*William's Stick Did The Trick*'.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat
under an advertisement,
Which read: '*Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident*.'
And The case was dismissed...
Interesting FACTS
- A zebra is white with black stripes.
- All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
- Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.
- Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes and other buzzing insects is caused by rapidly moving their wings.
- The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a second.
- The word "listen " contains the same letters as the word "silent".
- The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.
- A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
- India invented the Number System . Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
- The whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
- A hippopotamus can run faster than a man.
- India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
- 'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.
- Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.
- Phobatrivaphobia is a fear of trivia about phobias !!
- It is impossible to lick your elbow. ( We know you gonna try this !!! )
- A snail can sleep for 3 years. ( wow, lucky chap he ? )
- The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start
- In 1883 the explosion of the volcano Krakatoa put so much dust into the earth's atmosphere that sunsets appeared green and the moon appeared blue around the world for almost two years.
- "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
- Twenty-Four-Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.
- Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.
- Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Say no evil ).
- 55 per cent of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn. Reading about yawning makes most people yawn. Hello, zzzzz zzzz ?
Scratch the Ball
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew
my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The
hours are from 8:00 A.M . to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at
10:00 A.M."
then why do you want me ! to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our balls, no point in you coming in for
that"
