Good Manners

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"Michaelsaid: "Just a minute I have to go pee."The teacher responded by saying:"That would be rude and impolite .What about you Peter, how would yousay it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'llbe right back.The teacher replied:"That's better, but it's still notvery nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."And you, littleJohnny, can you use your brain for once and show us yourgood manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?I have toshake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduceyou to after dinner.The teacher fainted......