Sardar Jokes

Sardarji: I divorced my wife on d 1st nite.
Frnd: Why?
Sardar: I saw d lebel on her panties, "Tested OK by Mafatlal & Sons."

Sardar: Yaar meri biwi paan i se bahut darti hai.
Frnd: Tujhe kaise pata?
Sardar: Dopahar ko ghar aaya to woh bathtub mein security guard k sath naha rahi thi.

Blood test k liye ek nurse ne ek sardar ki ungli se blood lene k baad ungli chusi, sardara hasa.
Nurse: Kyun hasa?
Sardar: Iske baad urine test hai.

Husband & wife having dinner together.
Wife: Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad.
Husband: Ur nipples r bettr than ur sister's!

Suhag raat pe husband ne wife ko 500 ka note deke kaha- Humne yeh kam kabhi free mein nahin kia. Wife ne 200 wapas deke kaha- Humne bhi apno se kabhi jyada nahin liya.

Judge: Can u tell me d exact place where dis man raped ur wife?
Sardar lifted Sardarni's saari & undrwr & said, "Here, my lord, here."