IT guys

Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work.
"Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar.."

"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.

"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to make her feel special!!!"

"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.

"I then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."

"Really? You got a new laptop? What configuration?"

"It's a 1 GB RAM, Mobile Internet Connectivity Card and 250GB HardDisk, Wi-Fi, DVD-Writer......................"
"Oh great.. is it a Sony laptop / Dell ?"

"No no its a Compaq Presario ..."