Sardar Jokes Revisted

1 

Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. 

Friend: WHY? 

Sardar : Got upper berth. 

Friend: WHY did'nt u Xchnged ? 

Sardar : oye , there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower 

Berth .. 

2 

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody 

Will b there............. 

Girl goes at night & really nobody was there 

3 

A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. 

After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for 

Filling up. U knows y? 

FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". 

4 

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered 

huge Loss. 

Do u know what the business was? . . . . . 

He opened a Saloon in Punjab!. 

5 

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after 

Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. 

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her !. 

6 

Sardar -why r all these people running? 

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. 

Sardar -If only the winner will get the cup, why r 

others running? 

7 

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. 

Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. 

again twins & named Max & Climax. 

Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them 

TIRED&RETIRED! 

8 

19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME 

IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS 

ONLY FOR ABOVE 18... 

9 

A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face 

in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat 

him why? 

He said "SMILE PLEASE" 

10 

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence 

into future tense. 

Sardar : The future tense is "u will go to jail".