If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago,
you would have $49 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock 1 year ago, you would
have $33 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year
ago, you would have $0.0 today.
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer 1 year ago,
drank all the beer, returned the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you
would have $214.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Investment Ideas: How to earn profit in recession or bear market
Sardar Jokes Revisted
1
Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: WHY?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend: WHY did'nt u Xchnged ?
Sardar : oye , there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
Berth ..
2
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody
Will b there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
3
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for
Filling up. U knows y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
4
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
5
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her !.
6
Sardar -why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar -If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
7
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED&RETIRED!
8
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME
IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS
ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
9
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
10
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar : The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Earth From Above - Awesome pics
Extremely beautiful pictures.
(http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/10/earth_from_above_comes_to_nyc.html)
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