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Investment Ideas: How to earn profit in recession or bear market

2008-10-12T13:57:00.000+05:30

If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would have $49 today. If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock 1 year ago, you would have $33 today. If you purchased $1,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would have $0.0 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the beer, returned the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have $214.

Sardar Jokes Revisted

2008-10-12T13:32:00.000+05:30

1 Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: WHY? Sardar : Got upper berth. Friend: WHY did'nt u Xchnged ? Sardar : oye , there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth .. 2 Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody Will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there 3 A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI

Earth From Above - Awesome pics

2008-10-12T12:54:00.000+05:30

Extremely beautiful pictures. Click here to see the pictures (http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/10/earth_from_above_comes_to_nyc.html)

Jonas Brothers - Burnin' Up (Music Video)

2008-09-12T21:46:00.000+05:30

I just love this one..

The Lion King Song

2008-09-09T19:09:00.000+05:30

Music Video - 3 doors down - It's not my time

2008-09-09T19:03:00.000+05:30

The million dollar smile

2008-09-09T18:50:00.000+05:30

The million dollar smile

That's Life

2008-09-09T18:40:00.000+05:30

The Management Story

2008-09-09T18:33:00.000+05:30

The Management Story

Vegetative State

2008-08-08T19:20:00.000+05:30

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life.... we talked about the idea of living on life support or dying without it ... I said to her: ' Never let me live in a vegetative state ... totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle... If you see me in that state , I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather

Indian Hell

2008-07-16T00:38:00.000+05:30

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he

The Ultimate Facts

2008-07-06T12:20:00.001+05:30

Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around. 5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others. 6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed

Why the Dollar Bubble is about to Burst?

2008-06-28T14:24:00.000+05:30

Why the Dollar Bubble is about to Burst? IRAN HAS REALLY DONE IT...more deadlier than the nuclear.. The Voice (issue 264 -) ran an article beginning, 'Iran has really gone and done it now. No, they haven't sent their first nuclear sub in to the Persian Gulf. They are about to launch something much more deadly -- next week the Iran Bourse will open to trade oil, not n dollars but in Euros'

IT guys

2008-06-22T00:43:00.000+05:30

Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar.." "What did you do?" says the other IT guy. "Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to make her feel special!!!" "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy. "I then I

Rajanikanth's facts

2008-06-14T20:55:00.000+05:30

Do you want to know who is Rajanikanth....here are the facts Rajanikanth makes onions cry Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. Rajanikanth can drown a fish. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he

Salty Coffee

2008-06-14T20:53:00.000+05:30

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.. Suddenly he

Classified ads

2008-06-14T20:51:00.000+05:30

These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake... ****** MONDAY: For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap. ****** TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth's ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing

How developer solves a bug?

2008-06-14T20:46:00.000+05:30

########################################################## #include #define LAST 10 int main() { int i, sum = 0; for ( i = 1; i < = LAST; i++ ) { sum += i; } /*-for-*/ printf("sum = %d\n", sum); return 0; } ########################################################## And the developer fixes it this way ########################################################## #include stdio.h; #define LAST

Always tell your wife the truth

2008-05-31T13:18:00.001+05:30

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "

Smart Boy

2008-05-19T10:33:00.001+05:30

First-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of herstudents The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?" Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in thethird-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-gradetoo!" Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office.While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher

Coincidence

2008-05-14T22:35:00.000+05:30

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, Told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing todo." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange

Cannibals - Joke

2008-05-12T21:46:00.000+05:30

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the

Highway Patrol Ball

2008-05-10T14:54:00.000+05:30

A woman gets pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer.When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, “I bet you’re going to sell me tickets tto the Highway Patrol Ball.”He replied, “No, highway patrolmen don’t have balls.”There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. He then closed his book, got back

Jeans

2008-05-10T14:52:00.002+05:30

A man visits his doctor. "I think I have a problem, doc," said the patient. "One of my balls has turned blue." The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die if they didn’t have his testicle removed. "Are you crazy?!" exclaimed the patient, "How could I let you do such a thing to me?" "Do you want to die?", asked the doctor rhetorically, and the patient had to agree to

Laloo's Speech in English

2008-05-10T14:52:00.001+05:30

Extract of Laloo Prasad’s thank you speech in english to all his guests at the conclusion of his daughter’s wedding festivities: " I THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING FROM BOTTOM OF MY HEART AND ALSO FROM MY WIFE’S BOTTOM"..